Friday, December 2, 2011

The Long Riders Digital Scavenger Hunt 2011

My final organized ride of 2011 was The Long Riders - Digital Scavenger Hunt.  The Long Riders are a group of riders spread out in the South East... primarily in Florida, that get together pretty much every weekend and make a short ride for lunch.  Short means anything from 100 to 1000 miles round trip...  I met a few of them at Ed's Last Resort Rally 2011, and was turned onto their online forum.  I also heard about the rally they put on.  As soon as they opened up registration, I signed up.  Literally!! I was the first one registered. 

The Digital Scavenger Hunt 2011 was titled and themed "Nautical and Naughty"  which led most of us to believe we'd be looking for boats and strip clubs.  FL and South GA has a lot of both.  But of course the Rally Masters tend to be sneaky, so I didn't think too hard about it.  The rally dates were Nov 4-6th.  The RM was very nice and sent out the bonus locations in digital format about a week before the event to ensure we had enough time to input the waypoints into our GPSs.  But we got no descriptions or point values for the locations.  Some were obvious, like the submarine in Kings Bay, GA... and the Blue Angels jet @ NAS Jax.  But most were still a mystery.  Enter... Google Maps.  I was able to narrow down 90% of the locations and what was there using Google Maps and its Street View option.  That really helped find out what place or object we were looking for.  But again, without point values or descriptions there was no route planning that could be done.  But I knew I wanted to go to Kings Bay to see the Sub memorial since it was not erected until after I was stationed there in 1996-2000.  But I made 3 very rough routes just to get an idea of which places I could get to and back in the 10 hours we had.  The rally was based out of Dade City, FL which is west of Orlando, and North of Tampa...  pretty much in the middle of FL.  I planned one route NW up through Tallahasee, one NE up to JAX and Kings Bay, and a 'southern' loop through Tampa, Occechobee, and Miami areas.  Those routes I would build around once we got the rally packs.  I preped the bike with an oil change for the engine and rear drive, cleaned the air filter, and tested the aux tank to ensure I wouldn't be stranded like dad was when he had this tank last year.  I was out of work the week up to the rally, so I did a practice run with 5 local landmarks, my new waterproof camera, and a new 'special process' to help speed up my bonus location stops.  I wanted to be sure I had my process perfected before the rally.  For most rallys you get a rally flag with your rider number on it.  You place your rally flag on, or in view of, the bonus location and take a picture of them both.  Sometimes the bonus description states your motorcylcle AND rally flag must be visible in the photo along with the bonus.  You also have to write down in your rider log, the time and your odometer reading while at each location for final scoring.  All these things are to prove you were at the location and didn't send a friend to get the photo for you while you were some where else. I do things a bit different than some to speed up my stops.  I don't write anything in the rally log during the ride itself.  This prevents me from having to get to the location, get off the bike, get out the rally pack from the saddle bag, find the page the bonus location is on, find the bonus entry (70 in this pack), read the description, figure out if I need just the flag in the photo, or the bike and the flag, get and turn on the digital camera, place the rally flag in view of the bonus, take the picture, take more pictures if need be, retrieve the flag, store the flag and camera, write down the time and odo reading in the rally pack,  store the rally pack in the saddle bags, remount the bike, hope it starts, and drive off to the next stop to do the process over again.  Thats a lot of steps to do at each location, and it takes a lot of time.  I know... thats how I did my first rally.  For my second rally, I wrote down what I needed to get at each location in a pocket size notebook I kept in my tankbag, to minimize my off the bike time.  But for that rally, there was no flag or photo requirement.  For this rally I tweaked to process even more to add the camera and flag requirement.  The complete process is currently on a NEED TO KNOW basis, and right now, you dont need to know!  Actually I stole borrowed the idea from a rider in another rally I read about in one of his ride reports like this one.  In short... it greatly reduces the off the bike time even with the camera and rally flag requirement.  The only bonuses I got off the bike for were the ones that req the bike in the photo too.  My dad had the need to know, so he used the same process.  He qualified for his need to know by giving me the aux fuel cell.  So if you want to be in the know... I'm taking tire, and Zumo donations.  :)  Its guarnteed to save 2-5 mins at each photo stop !! 2mins times 17 stops... thats 34 mins.  85 mins on the high side. That could be 2 or 3 more bonuses you could add to your route! 

Two days before the Rally, we got the rally pack with the bonus descriptions and their point values... most of them.  Part of the format of this years rally, is some of the bonuses were "Pot Luck" which means, the riders had no idea of the point value of the bonus until we were at the scoring table.  But we were told they were somewhere between 300 and 2000 points.  That throws a lil kink in the planning.    And we were also informed that we would not find out what the Nautical and Naughty wildard bonuses were until the Friday night riders meeting.  But we do know they are in addition to the normal bonus locations in the rally pack.  At least now we can really start planning routes.  The point values for the southern loop were way to low and too spread out make it an option for me.  I focused on the NW and NE loops.  I knew how to get to 3 of the NW locations near Tallahassee... One of them is 3 miles from my house!  But I couldn't get the points up high enough to compare to the NE route up to Kings Bay, GA.  It was my first gut reaction to go there before points were known, and now the sub was the highest point value bonus on the ride.  I had to go there!  Plus there was a multi state gas bonus so GA was a must.  I planned my route to GA and back, and would only tweak it if the wildcard Nautical and Naughty bonuses were worth a lot of points.   I was done planning and it was the day before the rally!  No staying up til 2 am plugging in cooridnates and rally planning like Eds. Nice.

I got up Fri morning and sent the kids and wife off to school and work.  Got everything packed, and did my last once over on the bike.  Tires on pressure.  Oil and brake fluid levels good.  New GPS cradle secured.  But I noticed a little antifreeze on the right side of the engine, on the cowl.  Not much.. just a few green streaks.  I popped the cap off the radiator and pour in about 4 oz of water.  No biggie.  I plug up the GPS and enter in the addres for the hotel.   Funny... no sounds.  I guess its on mute.  Nope.  It has a big loud speaker in its cradle for use as a speaker phone in the car.   That was now dead.  I normally couldn't hear what it was saying on the hwy due to the noise and the helmet anyway, but I could hear noises to alert me to look at it.  Now I didn't even have that.  I'll have to watch it more carefully now.  Too late and too expensive to replace on the way to the rally.  And now I have to keep an eye on the antifreeze too.  Off to Dade City.

I happened to pass a few of the bonus locations on the way down as they were right on my route on HWY 98.  But since I wasn't planing on taking that route, no biggie.  BUT... just incase I changed my mind, I'll scope out 2 more that are just off the beaten path.  But of course there is nothing to gain but knowlege that the bonus location is indeed where the GPS says it is.  (Another reason you get your rally flag the night before the rally)  At one stop in BFE, I check my phone and see I missed a call from my job recruiter (i'm out of work remember).  No signal, so I couldn't check the voicemail.  Once I get back into civilization, I check the VM and all he says is to call him.  I did and got his VM... time for phone tag!  Then I got an email from the recruiting company to call him.  Replied back that I did and got his VM, but I was on the motorcycle headed south and will be unable to answer the phone and out of coverage for a portion of the trip anyway. I keep heading south.  The phone rang again while riding, so I waited till I found a parking lot to pull off in.  Of course the roach motel was nowhere near a cell tower.  So I kept on down the road until I got into Chiefland, FL.  I think they have one cell tower.  I pulled off and finally got to speak to my recruiter.  He informed me that the company I had done 3 previous interviews with, was officially offering me the position.  Which I excitedly accepted!  I am now the IT Manager for Star and Shield Insurance.  That was a load off.  I could now focus on the rally, and not worry about gas money to get home :)  I called the wife to let her know the good news, and that she could return the pallet of ramen noodles.  I continued on to Dade City with no more stops. 

I met up with dad at the hotel about 2 hours before the riders meeting/dinner.  I trained him up on the special photo taking process, and gave him the items he needed to do it.  We met up with a few of the other riders as they were trickling in.  Let the lies and trash talking begin :)  We talked routes, and stategies, and such.  Rule of thumb is... whoever is telling you their best route...  you agree with them and remember they most likely are lying!  Or if their route matches yours, you steer them off of it to keep the advantage.   We are evil!  And when they tell you they are going for the bonus across the street from UFs stadium, you forget to tell them that its homecoming weekend and the roads are packed or blocked off. Or that a particular bonus is 10 miles down a dirt road.  HEY... I looked it up.  So can they :)   But most of the time we do really help each other out.  Buber programmed 2 other riders GPSs for them. The guilty (Ed) shall remain (Ernie) nameless.  After a little while, we all headed out to the riders meeting at a restaurant to eat and get our rally flags.

At the riders meeting we finally got clarifacation on the Nautical and Naughty bonuses.  Nautical photo bonuses were 400 points for each picture of anything nautical... but just not 'right'.  A lighthouse nowhere near water... a boat on the ground... that sort of thing.  But the Naughty bonus was not related to establishments of ill repute as many of us thought... but places they put people that have been naughty... prisons and jails.  There is no way to plan a route to look for boats on the ground... but you CAN find prisons.  Crap!  Time to re-route when we get back to the hotel.  Naughty bonuses were worth 300 points, so they could be worth it if on your main route.  Pot Luck were still unknown point values. We headed back to hotel with a stop to fill up our tanks and fuel cells. 

Once back at the hotel, searches for prisons on my route commenced.  I found a good number of them, and was able to bypass some of the lower point, hard to get bonuses in favor of the prisons on the main route.  I finally settled on a route around 11pm and got them all loaded into my GPS.  I filled out my cheat sheet notebook for the tankbag, and went to bed.  I was going to make 19 total stops, 3 being Pot Luck, and 7 naughty bonues. I scheduled a 9hr route, so I could get the 30 min lunch bonus, and still have a 30min cushion.   I would look for nautical bonuses while riding, but none were pre-planned. 

We had another riders meeting before the start in the hotel with the free crappy hotel continental breakfast.  We had to seal up our registration and drivers license in an envelope for the 'No Speeding' bonus.  If it comes back still sealed, you get 500 points.  Then we got one more new option to score some more bonus points.  You had the option of carrying with you a Grade A, Farm Fresh, numbered egg (not boiled) and if it made the trip back... it was worth 2000 points.  If it broke, you would lose 1000 points!  The kicker was... you had to take a photo of it every 100 miles, plus or minus 3.  I really did not want to be on the shoulder of I-95 or I-4 trying to get a photo of an egg, or possibly lose 1000 points if I broke it... so I passed on the egg bonus.  We all headed for the bikes, as the start time was closing in.  I checked the antifreeze situation, and poured in another 4oz of water.  I figured it wouldn't be an issue on the ride, if it only lost 4 oz in the 5 hrs of riding to the rally and dinner.  I suited up, set the GPS to my first location, and activated my SPOT tracker.  It was right at start time, so I headed over the to starting cones.  Ray just let the first 2 riders go, so I was headed out # 3. He got my ODO reading, start time, and off I went.  Its always good to get a jump on most everyone!  Then waiting 5 mins at the 2 stop lights to get to the Interstate, half the field was right behind me.  So much for a starting advantage.

I had my route planned before the Naughty bonus explanation, but I pretty much followed the same route after I added all the jails.  My first 2 stops were changed from the low point value bonuses to jails.  The first one was in Bushnell, 20 mins from the start.  It was still dark when I arrived, so it took me a few camera shots at 2 differnt signs to get a valid photo of the sign and my rally flag.  I got it and was gone.  I passed my dad as he was coming in to get it.  Garmin decided not to take me back to the interstate, but a 2 lane rd that hit I75, 5 miles up the road.  I passed a ton of cops going/leaving work as there was a huge Sherriffs office just up the road from the jail.  Once I got past all that, it was nothing but pastures for 5 miles.  Just before I got to the interchange to get back on 75, one of those cops headed to work was feeling a bit excited to be on the job and flipped around and lit me up.  My GPS said 65... but I was in a 55 zone.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" 
"I guess because I was doing 65 in a 55???"
"No.  You were doing 66."
"Oh.  Well my GPS said 65, and speedo said 62, but OK."
Here it comes.... "License and registration please." 
"Sir if I open this envelope, I loose 500 points."
Blank stare...................... So I rip it open and give it him. 
"Mr Lee, where are you headed."
"Actually I'm headed up to Kings Bay, GA, down to Daytona, then back to Dade City.  I'm in a motorcycle rally."
Blank stare..................... "Whats that thing on the back of the bike?"
"Its an extra fuel tank so I can ride 350 miles without stopping for gas."
Blank stare..................... "Wait right here," as he heads back to this car.
I wave at a few riders as they are riding by on the interstate.  He comes back with his ticket book, asks me the make and model of the bike, and hands me the ticket book to sign.  "Mr. Lee, this is just a written warning.  But I'm putting this into the system, so If you get pulled over again, you will get a ticket." 
"Thank you sir.  That won't be an issue."
"Slow it down," as he hands me a pink slip and license back. 
"Yes sir," as I'm rushing as slowly as I can to get back on the bike and leave. 
Now, I'm 500 points, and I don't know how many minutes, behind.  I thought I was only stopped for about 10 mins, but I really didn't have a clue.  I hit the interstate to get headed to my my next jail in Ocala.  I didn't see any riders on the way there, so I figured I got passed by all of them that were headed the same direction.  As I was stopped at the red light at the bottom of the off ramp, dad pulled up beside me.  He gave me confused look as he knew I was ahead of him at the first jail we went to.  I followed him to the Ocala jail and once stopped, I started my on-the-bike flag and sign photo process.   Dad started his off the bike, put the flag on the sign photo process.  I went through all that planning and training for you NOT to use it... Hey. Whatever.  I was ready to leave as he was gettin his picture.  I think from that point on he used the on-the-bike method since he saw how much faster it was.  I explained the getting pulled over fun I had... and he figured out  thats how he caught me.  So I still thought at that point I was only 10 mins behind schedule.  I hit my next waypoint on the GPS and headed out.  The next bonus was a histrical marker and caboose in Waldo.   I was on back roads most the way there and the sun was up, so I started looking for boats on the ground as I figured there'd be plenty with all the shady homes on the back roads.  But then I realize... If I pull up in some of these run down domicile driveways, I may stir up more trouble than I want.  I passed 2 or 3 boats being used as pit bull houses... Nope.  Not worth getting eaten or shot.  And this was the case the rest of the day!!!  I found the caboose and got my picture of the bike, flag, 2 historical markers, AND the caboose... all in one photo.  Another rider was pulling up, as I was headed out.  That was the last rally rider I saw until 45 mins from the end.  I passed a road sign pointing down a side road for a correctional facility that was NOT on my list.  I was in the boonies, so I figured it couldn't be too far down the road.  It wasn't.  Stopped and got my photo and avoided the security guard coming at me to see what I was doing.  I waved as I took off. One TRUE wild card as it was not planned at all.  Next stops were NE of Jax in and around Yulee.  There was a Giant golf ball, an adult prison, one of my Pot Lucks...the Jacksonville Vetrans Cemetary, and another prison... all within a few miles of each other. I even found a juvenile prison not on my list. More points!  I didn't get off the bike once.  I texted a Navy friend of mine to meet me at the sub memorial in St Marys, and headed to my old stomping grounds. 
 I got there and got the photo of my bike, flag, and sub from the road. That was the first time off the bike in a couple hours.  My friend wasn't there so I left to get gas for the 2 state gas bonus.  I figured I'd take my lunch bonus there too as it was in the lunch window now.  I filled up the main tank, and aux tank at a BP station, and sure enough... no address on the receipt.  So I go inside to get a receipt.  NO ADDRESS ON THE RECEIPT!!  Just a station ID #.  So I head out to find another gas station.  I find a gas station with a Subway next door.  As I pull up to the pump I see a receipt hanging out of the machine.  It has the address, with the state showing.  I pumped 25 cents of gas to get my scorable receipt, as that was all the tank would hold.  I ran into Subway and ordered my lunch.  I think the couple working there thought I was weird, since it was only after I ordered, called in the bonus, and took a picture of my lunch and flag, that I took off any of my gear.  I texted my friend again and told him where I was and the exact time I was leaving.  I never heard from him.... Slacker Jeremy sleeping till noon!  Headed to NAS Jax.
Its a quick 45 mins or so to NAS Jax, but even with Garmin's latest update, the new I-95/I-10 setup in Jax is not in there correctly.  But I found my way to the road headed to NAS Jax.  I knew there was an airshow that day, so traffic may be an issue.  But I figured I was there 2 hours after it started, so it shouldn't be too bad.  And it wasn't... until I got to the road everyone was turning on to get to the airfield.  2 turn lanes backed up 50 cars deep.  I knew the plane was outside the gate, and visible from the road, so I passed everyone thinking worst case, I'd block traffic leaving the show for a min while I got my photo in front of the median.  But I saw, once I got to the intersection, there were NO cars coming from the other direction, and there was a turn around spot in the median 100 yrds up the road.  So I flipped around there, and stopped on the shoulder of the turn lane into the airfield and got my photo of the Blue Angles jet and flag.  Flipped around again at the intersection and was gone... 2 mins. 
My next planned stops had 4 grouped together in St Augustine.  Once I got to I95 South, I started figuring in my head,  how much time I had to get back to Dade City, versus all my stops I had to make.  I knew it was going to take 2 hours from Daytona to get back to the finish.  I still don't have a route in the GPS... I just go bonus to bonus.  So I don't have time-to-bonus and time-to-finish calculated for me.  But I do have my expected arrival times for each bonus.  I was going to be 1hr behind getting to my first stop in St. Augustine.  At that point I knew I would have to drop a few places.  I used to live in Daytona and know my way around pretty good, and there were 5 places there to stop.   So I opted to drop all St. Augustine locations and head to Daytona. I hit the first waypoint in Daytona on the GPS, and I was still going to be a little behind.
Once I got to the Daytona area, I knew I would have to still drop something to be able to finish on time.  I got to the first stop in Holly Hill and got my flag and caboose photo.  Then Ms Garmin tried to send me dead West to get to another location, then right back dead East to head to the next one... so I opted to drop the two out west, and if time allowed pick them up on the way out of of town. I made it to Sugarmill Garderns... another Pot luck, and got my photo.  I used to play in that park as a kid, as we lived a few blocks away for about a year.  Then I headed to another Po Po station for a jail bonus... literally across the street from dads neighborhood.  2 mins gone... Headed further south for my last jail photo and another pot luck in New Smyrna.  Hit the last waypoint to see how much time I had, and if I could hit the hwy and go get the last 2 jails in Daytona... It showed I had a 5 min window to get to the last stop and back to Dade City, AND I still needed a gas receipt in FL without going back to the last 2 stops. So I headed west to I4 and started to the house.  Weekend traffic was HEAVY to and through Orlando.  Luckily I brought my SunPass and got on the Turnpike as soon as I could.  No traffic after that.  Somewhere off the Turnpike and past Groveland, I pulled up at a light next to another rally rider.  I asked if he'd gotten any Nautical bonuses, since I hadn't seen any.  He said "No... oh wait.  I did get a pic of a jetski on the ground."  I told him I hadn't gotten any.  We rode through the lil town together, and as soon as we cleared all the lights... wouldn't ya know it.  A jet ski on the ground.  I pointed to it so he could see it, did a U-y and rode up the sidewalk to get the photo.  He kept going.  I ran him down about 20 mins later, and as soon as I got to him, he pulled off for gas.  I wanted to bag the last bonus, before I stopped for gas, so I continued on to the Lighthouse restaurant to get my last photo of the bike and lighthouse.  And wouldn't you know... right next to it was a boat on the ground.  Got 2 photos for 2 bonuses.  Of course with needing to get off the bike for a bike-in-the-picture shot, this stop took a bit longer.  But when I pulled up, there were 2 riders already there that had already taken their photos and were packing up.  I asked if they got a picture of the boat too for the nautical bonus.  They had not, and thanked me for reminding them.  I got my photos and was gone in 3 mins.  They must have been there at least 10 as they started unpaking their gear again for another photo as I was leaving.
I stopped right before Dade City's historic downtown for a splash of gas and a receipt.  Downtown... right where we had to check in... was a car show.  All the side roads were blocked off trying to get to the check in area.  We had to go past the road we need to be on, and circle back behind it, and ride through some baracades.   I made it in with 15 mins to spare.  I possibly could have gotten those last 2 bonuses in Daytona... but it wasn't worth DNFing.   I was done!  I had ridden exactly 500 miles in 10 hrs, made 17 stops for bonuses, 3 stops for gas, and 1 stop for lunch.  Not bad.  Time to go do paperwork.

This time, I was determined not to leave ANY points on the table due to clerical errors.  That is the drawback for doing all my entries in the notebook vs right on the rally pack.  Its easy to overlook something, forget something, or write something wrong.  But I took my time and got my package together.  And even thought there were 5 or 6 scorers, I waited 30 mins or so in line to get scored.  But it went pretty fast once I was at the table since I had everything ready and in order.  I did good... I didn't loose ANY points at the table.  The only points I lost were the License points from being pulled over.  But having to drop 4 places in St. Augustine, I knew I wasn't going to win.  But I still hoped for a top ten.  Ended up 8th! 20 points behind dad.  Not bad.

I still don't know where I lost an hour of time during the ride.  Getting stopped didn't help, but it wasn't an hour.  I built my route on Streets and Trips, then entered the waypoints into the Garmin.  Mine still doesn't support uploading routes like the Zumos and 2600/2700/2800s.  So I may need to look into how much different the S&T route was compared to my Garmin route.  When I created the route within the GPS, the times were within 5 mins.  But once it recalculates on the road, there is no telling what it does.  Maybe I just wasn't riding fast enough :)

Made the freezing ride home to Crawfordville that night.  Dad rode with me the whole way and stayed at my house.  We got in around 2am.  Passed about 50 deer within 20 miles of the house, so we were taking it easy through there.  We rode handlebar to handlebar most of the way back since no one was on the road that late.  That was cool.  Parked the bikes and we crashed til morning.  It wasn't until the next morning when dad was headed out that I noticed the pool of fluid under my bike.  And all the antifreeze on BOTH sides of the motor.  I've since tracked it down to a leak from the thermostat housing wheree it mounts to the cooling log.  Hopefullly just the O ring.  Problem is... I have to take off the carb rack to get to it for repairs.  I have yet to start that project a month later :(  Too much going on lately.  But now with another paycheck coming in, I think its time to start on it.  I may find a few other things that just HAVE to be replaced around Christmas time.  Like a new cooling hose, tires, or Zumo :) !!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Aux Fuel Tank Install

Only twice on the last rally would a bigger gas tank had come in handy.  I only had two gas stops in Ed's Last Resort Rally 2011 that were just gas stops, and not documenting where I was, or required for a bonus.  But skipping those 2 stops could have saved me +/- 15 mins.  Not a huge deal, but considering I came in 15 mins early, and add those 15 mins in... thats 30mins that possibly could have led to one more bonus stop.  And on the SS1000, it also would have saved me 2 gas stops in between mandatory stops.  But almost all veteran rally riders have an aux tank, and since dad was offering one up, I jumped on it.  Even if the tank was full of gremlins and left dad out of gas on the side of the road, 15 mins from the end of a rally.... WITH GAS STILL IN IT.
The Concours already has a 7 gal fuel tank... one of the largest on a motorcycle... but an extra 4 gals increases the the range another 50%.  Luckily it came off of a Concourse, so all the mounting was easy as can be.  I had to loose my top trunk, which is a huge storage loss, but I probably carry too much crap with me in the other bags anyway.  I removed all the trunk hardware, and added the mounting hardware for the tank.  Easy as pie.  Bolted the straps around the tank, and to the mounting platform... a few bolts short.  No problem... Fuel lines too short!!  It was late so I quit for the night, and went to get the new lines and a T fitting the next morning.  Tried a few different routes for the line, so all the bodywork would work without crimping the line anywhere.  Finally got it all routed, tie wrapped, and ready to test.  I went to the gas station with a gas can (the main tank was emptied for the install) and got 2 gals of gas.  I poured it all in the aux tank, since it should flow into the main tank.  Luckily there is a see through filter where it comes out of the aux tank.   I saw it was half full of gas, and half full of water!!  I turned the valve off and dumped the water out of the filter.  All good right!  I get it cranked up, and warmed up, and start down the road to go fill up the tank.  It dies 50 ft from the house.  Cranks up, but dies with any throttle input.  WTH.  I figured water made it into the carb float bowls, so I drained them and started it back up.  Within seconds, the filter was full of water again!  I checked it before I installed it... nothing poured out of it so I figured I was good.  Apparently, there was a lot of moisture in the foam inside the tank.  So few sloshes, and more filter / carb dumps I was off again to the gas station, with a gas can, for more gas.  This time I put a gal in the main tank, and the other gal in the aux tank.  I was hoping to see the gas gauge move up to "see" the gas fill from the aux to the main tank.  I took it out for a ride, and watched the gauge.  Nothing!  Gauge stayed on dead empty.  I'm thinking I inherited the gremlins that were in the tank before! I ran the bike with the fuel petcock on ON, RESERVE, PRIME... nothing.  Dead empty.  The kids were outside playing, so I took a break to play with them, and think about what is wrong.  When I get back to it, gas was leaking all over the bottom of the bike, onto the ground.  WTF.  Oh... I left it on PRIME.  Gas was flowing out of the carb, into the air filter housing, and leaking out.  I turned the petcock to ON (there is no OFF.. OFF is On with bike OFF.. got it), aux tank OFF, and let it air dry for a bit.  I took it back out for a ride to be sure it wasn't flooded too bad with gas.  Seemed to be fine.  I parked it for good that day... outside in case something else decides to spring a leak.   My thoughts at this point are... the 1/4" fuel line from the aux tank is small, so the fuel is flowing SLOW.   Barely faster than what the bike was using.  And the gas was so low in the main tank, that it wouldn't show any changes on the gauge even if all the fuel made it into the main.  It shows empty at about 5 gals used, not 7.  So that makes sense I didn't see it move.
The next day after work, I suit up for another test ride.  A longer ride this time.  I drove it to the gas station, filled up the aux tank to the top, and filled up the main tank until the gauge read about 1/2.  That way I could watch it move.  Off I went.  I took it out for about 30 - 40 mins, and the gauge moved a bit to the plus side, but nothing drastic.  But when I got home, the aux tank was more than half empty, so I know it was working, most likely just feeding the motor more then filling the main... but at least its working!!  Still a hint of water in the fuel filter so a bit more maintenance/full tank runs will be required.  But now I can ride 325 - 350 miles before I go on reserve, and then I have another 50 miles to go.  But thats well over 4 hours in the saddle, which is probably long enough without stopping.  Time for a BBG1500!!

Miles

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Iron Butt Certification Ride

I mentioned Iron Butt rides in an earlier post, so now its time to look into riding one.  The shortest Iron Butt ride is 1000 miles, in 24hrs.  I wasn't sure the bike would make it or not, and I didn't want to be 500 miles from home and it break down.  I decided to wait until Ed's Last Resort Rally 2011 to be the first time I put the Kawasaki on the road for any considerable time or distance.  In the 2009 rally I rode less than 400 miles. So I figured I'd never be more than 2 hours away from the finish in case I needed to call for help, broke down on the side of the road on this untested bike.  This will be a good test to see if is ready for a sustained long haul.  If she breaks, she breaks.  I had no idea I'd have to ride over 700 miles in the '11 rally. And after getting my free entry into the Cape Fear 1000 next year, I had to complete an Iron Butt ride since you have to be an Iron Butt member to get into the rally!

Dad turned me onto the Motorcycle Tourer's Forum, which is one of the largest online forums for the crazies that ride bikes loooooong distances.  They host group rides a few times a year around the country for people that want to do Iron Butt rides, but never get around to it.  This way you are motivated by a set day to do the ride and get it done.  I signed up for the June 4th, 2011 Regional SS1000 out of Jacksonville.  Normally for an Iron Butt ride, you need a starting witness, plan a sufficient route to do 1050 miles (50 more miles in case of speedometer inaccuracies), then find an ending witness.  Fill out all the paperwork and submit it to the Iron Butt Association for review... Lots of stuff to figure out, and easy to screw up. But you can start from anywhere.  With this scheduled group ride, it was all planned out.  All you had to do was show up to the starting point. We were given the required route a few days in advance, which for this ride was all within the state of FL. The witness would be there with the required paperwork for the start and finish,  review our receipts, and submit all the information to the IBA for us.  How easy is that!  You just have to start and finish at the same place.  In Jax.  3 hours from the house.  Dad said he'd ride with me, just for fun, so he signed up too.  Neither one of us wanted to spend the $ on a hotel on Jax Beach, so we decided just to get up a bit early an ride out from his place in Daytona.  Yes it would add 90 un-counted miles to the start and end of the ride, but after 1050, whats 180 more...

I left Tallahassee after work on the 3rd and headed to Daytona.  Its a 4 hour ride, so made it in around 9.  When I got there, dad's wife was really sick, and dad said he wasn't sure if he was going to be able to make the ride or not.  He'd wait to see how she was in the morning.  4 am came quick, and he got me up.  She was feeling worse, so he said they would be headed to the Dr.  He gave me his SPOT GPS tracker, so he could track me on the ride.  It also has an SOS button, so no matter where I was, I could hit the button and help would be sent.  This is good if there is no cell reception somewhere in BFE, and the bike is broke... or wrecked.  So a lil after 4:30 I headed out to Jax Beach for the start.  The start window was 6 - 7am, at a Gate gas station.  You use computer generated receipts to prove your start time, route, and stop time.  Easiest place to get those is gas pumps, plus you need gas anyway... I figured if I get to the starting line just when the window opens, I'd just ride with the others doing the ride.  I knew of 2 people doing the ride with touring bikes, and the others were on cruisers.  I would just ride with the other touring bikes since our gas stops were less frequent than the cruisers.  Plus one was on a Connie like me!  I took it easy getting there, and saw the sign for the Gate at 10 mins after 6am.  And I saw ALL the other riders pulling out starting their ride!  They were not wasting any time.

I pull in and see Ray King who is the ride coordinator.  I inform him dad wasn't going to making the ride, but he'd email him my SPOT tracking info so he could see where I was on the ride.  He got my odometer reading, I signed some paperwork, he signed my trip log as the witness,  I filled up, and off I went.  I was about 10 mins behind everyone else, but I figured I could catch up before the first fill up.  We were all on the same route so that should be easy enough.  I just have to drive faster than them :)  I had 200 miles until I needed gas, so that should be enough time.... Or so I thought.  I put it on around 85 once I got outside of the city on I-95.  The route was I-95/Turnpike South to Ft Lauderdale, Turnpike/Alligator Alley West to Naples, I-75 North to Lake City, I-10 West to Tally, and turn around and head back East to Jax.  So it was around 330 miles to the first corner of the ride.  I rode through St Augustine, Palm Coast, Daytona... and still no signs of the riders.  (Dad later said he past me on the hwy when taking his wife to the hospital in Daytona)  Finally, south of Daytona I see a group of bikes.  The closer I got, I realized they were all crusiers.  Not the tourers.  Its Daytona... there are more bikes in Daytona than any other place I've ever lived.  I have no idea if these guys are on this ride or not.  But they all had GPS, and water bottles, so I figured they may be the other riders... just not sure.  So I passed em and kept on going to still try and catch the other 2.  At a little over 200 miles and still no sign of em, the bike stuttered.  I put the tank on reserve fuel and it picked back up.   Time to get gas and something to drink.  I didn't pre plan any gas stops other than what we were given.  Some people do this to be sure the find a gas station right on the exit to save time.  We've all pulled off the interstate because it said Gas/Food this exit.  Then have to drive 5 miles to the little town to find it.  Thats a time waster on these rides.  So I passed a few exits if I couldn't see a gas station on the right side of the exit.  Luckily on 95 there are exits every 5 miles or so.  I had 30-40 miles to run on the reserve tank, so I knew I was good.  I finally saw a Flying J sign... which are ALWAYS right off the exit.  I pulled off the exit ramp and took a right to get to the station.  It was off a side road, off the road, off the exit.  There was a "Roach Coach" as we called it in the Navy, (restaurant on wheels) that had been smashed by a semi truck on the left side of the intersection.  No biggie.  Cops were there handling it.  I get in, gas up, store my receipt, and run inside for a bottle of water.  While in the store, I called the wife to let her know dad wasn't with me, but get in touch with him for the GPS tracker site.  And to talk to my sister to give her the tracking site, and my estimated arrival time in Ft. Lauderdale, since Sis and the fam were meeting me to say hi at the gas stop.  I didn't eat breakfast, so I grabbed a Cliff Bar to to eat on the ride and some water.  I paid for it all and headed out.  I was one of those obnoxious people on the phone, in a store, checking out... I open the cliff bar and put it in my tank bag (much easier than trying to do it while riding and with gloves on!) I get out the the side road to head back to the intersection, and wouldn't you know it.  The cops decide to block it off so they could do some measurements, and to get the wrecker in there.  I was stuck at the light, waiting for them to let us all out.  Good time to eat!

Finally after about 10 mins they start letting people through the intersection.  But NOT back to the Interstate.  They ran us down a parallel road to 95.  At least it was the same direction!  But still I'm loosing time.  I still had hoped to catch the other 2 riders... but that idea was now squashed.   Guess I'm on my own all day!  I finally get to the next town, and back on 95.  I was about 100 miles to the first required gas stop... a Sunoco right off 95 and near the Turnpike.  My GPS wanted to take me on the turnpike, but I ignored it since I didn't have the EZ Pass, and didnt want to fool with the tolls. I kept on down 95.  I was running with traffic for the most part, 75 - 80mph.  Then I got passed by 2 cars running a bit faster, so I pulled in behind them.  We ran most the way trough West Palm, in all the traffic, at about 85.  I was making good time.  I got off the exit, and the Sunoco was on the left.  My sis, her husband, and my twin nieces were there waiting for me.  I gassed up while talking with them (don't want to break my rhythm ) then got off the bike to go inside and get a Gatorade.  I asked for the receipt just in case.  Which was good... since while talking to everyone, I'd forgotten to press YES for the gas pump receipt!  Butt saved there.  We all chatted for a bit, took some photos, and I was off.  Maybe 20 mins stopped time.  You don't have to drive fast to finish a SS1000.  You just have to keep the wheels moving.  BUT...  the faster you drive, the shorter the amount of time in the saddle.  I was feeling really good at this point considering I was 330 miles into the ride, and over 400 for the day so far!  But if I could spend less time on the bike, then I'm all for it.   I jump on the turnpike, and head for Naples across Alligator Alley.  Its around 11am.

Again... I'm running just a tad faster than traffic, so I don't have follow anyone.  I get passed by a car, so I fall in behind him.  He was doing 90.  Then 85.  Then 75...  No cruise in the beat up Malibu!  So I passed him.  He passed me back.  He slowed, so I passed him again... we did this 5 or 6 times.  Finally we both got passed by another car.  I was hoping the BMW had working cruise.  Which it did.  Set at 100!!  We slowed down a few times when his radar went off, but we never saw a cop.  So I made the 100 trip across the state in about an hour.  Drove to the required Shell station (good thing for GPS, cause it was hidden and only a tiny sign on a fence to say where it was).  I gassed up, GOT THE PUMP RECEIPT, and went inside for a drink and some jerky bites for a snack.  I grabbed 2 drinks this time because it was now about 95 degrees!  I pretty much finished one off on the way from the door to the bike, and used what was left to wipe the bugs off the wind screen.  I got back on the bike cranked it up, put in the next stop in Lake City on the GPS and was about to pull out.  Then I looked at the SPOT tracker.  It was off.  There were no lights blinking at all.  So I pressed a few buttons but couldn't get it to do anything.  So I called dad for technical assistance.  He said it quit tracking as soon as I got to the Ft Lauderdale stop, and maybe the batteries had died, so I could try to replace them.  He asked if I was with the other 2 since he saw on the GPS tracker I was right with them in West Palm.  Apparantly, they were on the Turnpike, and I passed them while on 95.  Oh well.  I'm not going to wait for them, or change the batteries.  Got to keep rolling. So I headed out with no tracker.  Stop time about 15 mins.  North bound 75 about 1pm!

Once I got settled in on the road again... I started fiddling with the SPOT again.  I was able to get it to power up finally, but the lights that were flashing didn't seem right to me.  So I kept pressing buttons until it flashed like I thought it did before.   Who knows if its actually working.  I was 330 miles from Lake City, so instead of running the tank dry at 200 miles, I would split the difference and stop at around 150 miles, then go the other 150 to Lake City.  Plus at 95 degrees, I would need the hydration by then anyway.  Where the hell are the afternoon rain showers!!!  I need some relief!  This was the uneventful part of the trip.  I eat my jerky, finish off a Gatorade, and begin wishing I had an MP3 player.  I was getting bored.  I was finally starting to feel the effects of sitting on this bike for so long.  I started doing motorcycle yoga and stretching as much as I could.  Then I figured out if I lay down on the tank and put my legs out behind me, the wind would keep them from dragging the ground and I could stretch out all the way.  This became my goto position when my knees would start to ache.  I kept the speed around 75 - 80 as I-75 is bad for hwy patrol.  They love picking off the college kids headed to UF, and the families to and from seeing the mouse.  And holy shit the # of Crown Vics and Mercurys that look like cop cars in the deep south of FL.  You never know if they are unmarked cars, or blue hairs on the road.  But I made it about 160 miles and stopped off at another Shell station for gas and water. I was sweating pretty good.  I took everything off this time, gassed up, got my receipt, and went inside.  I looked in the mirror once in the bathroom (1st potty break all day) and I was beet red.  I ran some water over my face and arms for a bit to try and cool off more than the AC was doing.  I looked like I had a sunburn on my face...which is not the case since I have a full face helmet with built in sunshade.  I was just that hot.  I took a few mins and wandered the store after I got 2 more drinks.  I finished one off, and finally headed back out.   I suited up as fast as possible and got moving again.  I needed the air to be moving to try and keep cool.  If 95 degree wind could be considered cool.  But its better than nothing.  I continue up 75 to Lake City, and finally see some rain clouds.  I had forgotten my waterproof GPS cover (ziplock bag) so right before it looked like it was going to rain, I got the exit # off the GPS and stashed it in the tank bag.  It never rained on me, but it had rained in Lake City before I got there.  I got to the required Shell station, swiped the card at the pump, and... DECLINED.  Crap.  I've heard of cards being cut off after being used at too many gas stations.  So I swiped another card and it worked.  Filled the tank, grabbed the receipt, and.... NO ADDRESS on the receipt.  I stowed it away anyway, and went in for some more bottles of Gatorade.   This receipt had the address so I was good.  The weather was still looking wet to the west, so the GPS was not to be used on this leg.  Good thing I'm from Tallahassee, and knew exactly where the next stop was, so no big deal.  I pulled it out to get an ETA to the Tallahassee Shell station.  I texted the arrival time to the wife to let her know when I would be there if she wanted to drag the kids out to meet me, and headed back to the interstate.  Its around 6pm.

I missed every rain shower! Usually that would be good.  But I wanted to get wet to cool off.  The roads were wet the entire way to Tally, but I never got rained on.  At least now it was overcast.  88 degrees and 100% humidity wasn't a whole lot better.  But at least I wasn't sweating as much anymore.   Another uneventful trek to Tallahassee.  I get to the Shell station and see the wife and kids parked on the side of the building.  I parked the bike at the pump, took everything off, and went over to see them.  We chatted for about 15 mins, and the kids were begging me to come home.  I was 11 hours, and 800 miles in, so there was no chance in hell I was headed home.  We said our good byes, they pulled away, and I went back to the pumps.  I swiped the card that was declined before... sure enough... declined again.  Worth a shot.  So I swiped the other one.... DECLINED!  WTF!    Maybe the reader is bad... there is a sign on another pump that says that.  So I moved the bike to another pump.  I tried both cards again... DECLINED.  Ok.  I have a Mastercard.  Didn't want to use it, but now I have no choice.  DECLINED!!!  Oh Shit.  I count my cash.  I have $11 dollars.  That would get me, with the gas in the tank.... maybe to the finish on fumes.  But then what?  I'm sure Ray would fill my tank to get home, but I don't want to risk running out 10 miles from the end, nor do I want to expect a handout.  I'm way good on time to figure this out.  Its around 7pm so I have 11 more hours to drive 200 miles.  But I can't leave town knowing the bank has shut off our cards.  The wife may need to use it.  So I call the only # on the back of the bank cards... the lost or stolen hotline.  That in itself is stupid.  If I really had lost my card... the # on the card would do me no good... SINCE I DON'T HAVE THE CARD! But I called it since I did have it.  I'm on hold for 30 mins!! But I sat inside in the AC.  Finally a person answers.  "Thank you for calling.  I see you have been on hold for 30 mins.  I just want to apologize.  Someone from the Lost or Stolen Card Division will be with you shortly."  I told him that my card was not lost or stolen, but probably flagged as stolen and I need that fixed.  So I may not need to talk to the Lost and Stolen div, just customer service.  "Sir.  I'm just the operator.  I can't do anything.  You will need to talk to the Lost and Stolen Division".  OK... just thought I'd save myself some time if they weren't the folks I need to really talk too.  "Sir.  I can't help you.  You will have to talk to the Lost and Stolen Div."  F'N TRANSFER ME THEN.  Back on hold.... 15 mins later someone answers.  Yep... they cant' help me.  I need to talk to Customer Service.  He transfers me.  "Thank you for calling.  Please enter your 16 digit account #. " which I did.  "Thank you.............. Our systems are currently down.  Goodbye."  MOTH*** FU*** SHI***  I JUST WASTED ALMOST AN HOUR ON THE PHONE AND IT HANGS UP ON ME!!!  WTF!!  Now what.  I'm stranded.  Called the wife... she didn't answer.  Do I drive home? Do I beg for gas?  What the hell.  I'll try the Mastercard again.  It works fine. Whew... STILL PISSED!!!  But I throw all my stuff on and head out.  I don't know if the rain knocked out communications somewhere, if my cards were locked... But I was not wasting anymore time.  Its now around 8pm.  Still no sign of any of the other riders.

About 50 miles out from the gas stop, I passed the 2 bikes I thought I was chasing all day.  So they were 100 miles behind me.  Then 80 miles out, just before I-75, I passed the group on the cruisers.  So they were 160 miles behind me.  Wow... Not that its a race, but I was way ahead of everyone.  Even after the CC fiasco.  Roads were drying off and the clouds were long gone, so I reattached the GPS.  I had no issue getting to Jax, but wasn't too sure I could make it back to the Gate.  I was getting a bit tired, and my legs were aching a bit... but still I felt OK.  I think the hour off the bike helped more than thought it did.  But I was still nowhere ready to quit.  It was dark by the time I hit the outskirts of Jax.  I knew from the last time I drove through down town, that the new configuration of the I-10 & I-95 interchange was not in my GPS.  It hadn't been updated in 3 years.  No way was I going to pay $79 to update a device I paid $97 for new.   So once I got close in, I knew I had to follow the signs and ignore the Garmin until I got back on 95 south.  And since I was tired, and it was dark... I was driving very cautiously.   Plus there was a lot of construction still.  So I eased it through downtown Jax, and made it back to the Gate.  Of course Ray King was there as the ending witness, but Dad had showed up too!!  They did put his wife in the hospital, but gave her something to knock her out all night.  So they told him he could go home if he wanted.  She'd be out for 12 hours.  So he rode up to meet me and the rest of the riders at the end.  He and Ray had been watching the SPOT tracker which apparently I did get working right again.  I pulled up, got my $1 of gas, and more importantly... the ending receipt!  Officially, I rode 1060 miles in 15hrs 11mins.  My odometer said 1052.  I was done!!

I talked with Ray and dad for a few minutes.  Got something to drink, and started on the paperwork.  Ray and the MTF made it pretty easy.  I had to tape all the receipts to pieces of paper and he photographed them, so we didn't have to send them off.  I filled out the rest of the trip log and witness form, and handed them to Ray.  That was it.  He would collect them all and send them to the IBA for review and certification.  Now I just sit back and wait for the certificate. ( for 2 months!!)

I called home to say I was done.  The wife told me the kids had been sick all night, and if at all possible... head home.  Sure why not!  I've only ridden 1150 miles today.  Whats another 200!  I should have planned on it and completed a Bun Burner Gold... 1500 miles in 24 hrs.  I hung around about an hour longer hoping the other guys had picked up the pace so I could chat with them.  But I called it around 11pm and headed home.  I passed one guy, who ended up riding the whole day by himself also (Rony or Tony Baenzinger)  a mile or two down the road, and the other two touring bikes (David Gillespie and Bobby Downhill) a few more miles down the road.  I never saw the cruisers again (Joe Merkt, Timm Indoe, Greg Haines).  But they all finished!  Now I get to really see how tired I am, and start the 3 hour ride to the house.

I get out of Jax and was just cruising on desolate I-10.  About an hour into the ride home, I'd pulled over in to the left lane to pass a car I was catching.  I have a flip face helmet, so to drink, I have to flip it up, take a swig or two, put the bottle down, then drop the face shield back down.  I had just put the shield down and barely got my hand down on the handle bar and WHAM!!  I ran over a retread off a semi.  Apparently bikers call them "road gators"... because that's what it looked like the millionth of a second I saw it before I hit it.  A 4 ft alligator.  I heard it hit the underside fairings before it went under the rear tire.  I slowed down to see if the tires were going down, or something dragging, or anything out of the ordinary.  Everything felt OK so I kept riding.  I didn't want to stop on the side of the hwy if I didn't have too.  Plus I was tired and just wanted to get home.  A ways down the road when I hit the FL mountains and curvy part of I-10, the bike felt a bit... heavy. Like it didn't want to go where I wanted it to go.  It was drifting, and hard to keep in a straight line.  I figured I was either tired... or did have a tire going down.  I pulled off at a rest stop and checked everything out.  Tires were up, nothing leaking, nothing falling off.... I walked around a min, used the restroom, and headed back out.  As soon as I hit the throttle to get back on 10, it felt really weird. I stopped again on the on ramp.  Checked the tires again since it felt like a low tire.  Nope... all good.  I know I'm not thaaaat tired.  But it feels weird the whole ride home.  In the city it really felt weird.  But tires were fine.  I got home around 2 am, and fell into bed.  I'm home, and if something is broke, I'll figure it out tomorrow.

I called dad the next day to ask him his opinion since he's on Connie #2... he immediately said tires too.  Then he said check the shock.  Sure enough... it was down to 20lbs of pressure, from 45-50.  I had to buy a new pump that would fit the short valve stem, but I pumped it up to 50, and the problem was gone.  Apparently there's a pressure relief valve on them, so if they get hit hard, the seals don't pop.  Good to know.  But all is better.

It was a long ride.  A HOT ride.  But I finished in good time, learned a few things, and will add that too my Rally/Iron Butt database of knowledge.  But overall it wasreeally not that bad.  I never felt like I wanted to quit... I never felt like I needed to stop for rest.  I was a little sore, but the re-cushioned seat helped my ass.  My legs will just have to get used to it.  There is not much I can do about the seating position.  I don't think I want to do the 100 hr Jax to San Diego, back to Jax Coast to Coast to Coast ride anytime soon.  But I Think the 1500 miles in 24hrs is easily doable.  Just not until it cools off!!

Miles Lee
Iron Butt Association Member # 46560
Got the license plate mounted to the bike already!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Eds Last Resort Rally 2011 Ride Report

I finally have my own motorcycle to ride in a rally!!!  I put about 1500 miles on the 98 Concours since I bought it, and other than a few tiny oil leaks I took care of, there have not been any issues with it mechanically. Thats good considering its got 73000 miles on it.  Some rally guys have up to $30,000 tied up in motorcycles, electronics, riding suits, and other "farkles".  I have a staggering $2500 invested!  I'm doing the "Bubba" version of rallying...  Duck tape it if it breaks and hope you make it until the end.  But I bought 100mph tape just in case!   My farkling consists of a taller windshield, cup holder, and GPS mount.   I installed a 12v lighter plug outlet in the dash so I could plug in a GPS or phone, or both.  I used a RAM mount and cradle on the clutch reservoir for the Garmin (car type) GPS.  It test rode a few times and I got it positioned where I wanted it.  Worked great.  Hard to hear over the noise, but no big deal.  The motorcycle versions of GPS are water proof and pair up with bluetooth helmet systems to listen to it.  They are also $700 and up!  Not gonna happen.  So I packed a ziplock bag and duck tape to cover the GPS in case it rained since it was $99 3 years ago, and not waterproof.  And if for some reason, the RAM cradle or mount broke, I also packed the suction cup from the car for it.  Just in case....  I packed all the hand tools I thought I would need for a minor roadside repair, tire slime and plug kit, small air compressor, cloth to clean the windshield, rain suit, change of clothes, and a shaving kit. All that had to fit in the saddle bags, so my top bag was free for rally paperwork, laptop, and other essentials needed during the rally.  I used the tank bag for medicine, 5hour energy drinks, granola bars, cash, phone... anything I may need immediately while riding but not worth stopping for.  I packed it all up the Thurs before the rally, so all I had to do Fri morning was pack my computer bag, suit up, and head out.
Fri came, kissed the fam goodbye and suited up.  I figured I would show up early and help out Ed with anything he needed.  This was also going to be THE long distance shake down run, since the longest ride yet was only about 1 hour on the road.  I figured if the bike could make the 3 hour ride there w no issues, it would make the 12 hr rally.  I was also using the ride there as a practice rally.  No stopping for any reason other than gas.  This was to make sure the RIDER was ready for the 12 hour rally.   Got my gas in Crawfordville, reset the GPS trip meter, and hit the road.  There are no highways to get to Surrency, GA... all back roads through tiny towns.  This is a good test for GPS functionality and accuracy as most rally locations are "off the beaten path".  See the trend here... A lot of things to test on this ride to the rally.  Its almost like I'm winging it!  Which is pretty much the case. 

I made it 200 or so miles, 10 miles from Ed's and stopped in Baxley for water, lunch, and gas... in that order.  It was pushing 100 degrees and my 24oz bottle of water was long gone!  I grabbed 2 bottles of water, a corn dog, and sat down on at a gas station table for lunch.  Drank one full bottle of water, ate the corn dog, and was out the door in 5 mins.  Headed to the pumps, filled the tank to the max since this was my starting fuel for the rally, and drove it in to the the Resort.  I made it and the bike made it with no issues.   Again... this had been a test of the GPS.  From the time I left the house, until I got there, time was falling off the arrival time on the GPS.  Add in the food and gas stop, I arrived at the end at the exact minute the GPS said I would all the way back at the house.  Good info to have.  Basically, for every 3 hours on the road, I gain enough time to fill up w gas, food, and water... and break even on time.  Gain time on the road to loose it at the gas stops.  When my route says 12 hours on the computer, it does not factor in stopping for any reason.  It just gives you on the road time.  But since my driving style lets me break even on the GPS arrival times, this means I won't have to factor in the stops for the rally.  Less of a headache.  Score!  GPS worked like a champ the whole ride over on its new handle bar mount. 

There are only a handful of people there since I'm pretty early.  Ed greets me and wants to check out the ride.  He tells me he used to have one just like it and was thinking about getting another one.  (I'm sure he was just blowin smoke since his mount is much nicer than mine) Dad pulls in a couple minutes later with Ernie and now all the story telling and lying officially begins.  Dinner isn't until 6 so we have a few hours to burn.  We help Ed move stuff around, and get things ready for the rest of the crowd.  People keep trickling in.  Again... on bikes.  In cars.  Trucks pulling trailers.  Campers pulling cars.  Bikes pulling trailers.  Most everyone is there by 6 for dinner, as the rally packs are getting handed out @ 7:30.  That's really what everyone wants the night before the rally.  The partying is really for when the rally is over.  Tonight its all about planning the route.  As it is for all of Ed's rallies, its a 'soup' dinner on Fri evening.  Ed's special stew and rice.  If you ask whats in it, you possibly run the risk of hurting Ed's feelings.  You don't want to hurt Ed's feelings!  But I helped him take the pigs feet from the freezer to the pot, so I have a good idea whats in there. It was pretty good considering it was my first time eating pigs feet. 
This is also when I learned the boat paddle stirring the stew was hand made from the reclaimed wood of an old outhouse.  Luckily this wasn't the first time it had been used.  But in true southern fashion, and Ed's, things took a litter longer than expected.  And dinner ran a little late.  No big deal right?  As stated before,  people show up Fri night to get the rally packs.  Around 8pm people were getting antsy for their packs, since they were supposed to be handed out at 7:30.  Ed and the Rally Masters, Jim and Donna Phillips, combined the dinner and riders meeting to calm them down.  It does take a while just to input the 70 or so locations into a computer, or on a map, so any time wasted cuts into planning and sleep time.  So once the packs were handed out, and bellies full... everyone scattered to start route planning.

Thankfully dad and I sat down together with our computers and started formulating plans.  This was of course only my second rally.  And a few weeks prior, he got trained on the way to plan a route on a computer.  A bit after that, we talked on the phone on how to do it, so now we are both ready to put our new computer aided route planning skills to the test.  DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO TYPE IN 70 LOCATION'S GPS COORDINATES INTO A COMPUTER WITHOUT MESSING UP!!!!  WTF!  Next year I'm lobbying to get them in digital format, since that is how they got the info in this years Iron Butt Rally...  The biggest rally in the US.   I took me almost 2 hours just to get the data in the computer right.  But I finally got a birds eye view of all the locations and started plotting a route.  But what I was finding, was that all the close in bonus locations weren't worth shit for points.  Its a common thought that there is a winning route that most people quickly see, and plan around that route.  Not this year.  Jim and Donna put a lot of work into spreading the field.  You had to go for a long ride to get points.  Generally, you can pick up a lot of little point bonuses, or go for a few big point bonuses to win.  Not this year.  If you want a lot of points, you have to go a long way get them.  The previous 2 years, the winners racked up around 7000 points.  Most of my routes were coming in around 2000-2500 points.  Dad was having a tough time too.  There were just no routes to go to pick up a lot of big points, or a few big points with a bunch of little points on the way.  There was a cluster way down in central FL, but dad said that was the "sucker route".  An obvious route thrown in by the Rally Masters to see if a sucker would take the bait and DNF (Did Not Finish).  They look doable, but they aren't.  So I kept trying all the routes I could, and throwing in all the wild card bonuses... still not enough points.  So just for the hell of it... I plotted a route to the FL locations.  It was over 3000 points before the wildcards.  It was also 12 hours drive time... not including stops to get the bonuses, or gas.  Dad was still convinced it was a sucker route...  So still being in the Rookie class this year, I took the sucker route.  I figured if I make it, I have a good shot at placing in the top 5.  If not, oh well.  But in my head it was the only route that had enough points to possibly win.  It was now about midnight, so I was beat.  I plugged the coordinates to all the bonuses into the GPS by hand and went to bed.  Dad was still up grinding away on his route.
I tossed and turned about an hour, so I got about 4 hours sleep before it was time to get up.  It was nice to stay in the cabin at Eds since it was right there.  But after sharing a room with 3 other old, crusty, snoring men.... the Holiday Inn may have been a better choice :)   I put my contacts in, brushed my teeth, and headed out for the doughnut breakfast.  I had 2 or 3, a cup of OJ, a small cup of coffee, and a 5 hour energy drink.  I dried all the dew off the windshield so I could see, mouted up the GPS and verified all the coords were still in there, and STARTED THE BIKE.  It started fine.  You do learn something in every rally.  I was not going to be jump starting my bike after everyone left this year.  Plus I had a 700 mile course in front of me, so I was going to try and be one of the first out.  I told dad my route, he tried to explain his which was HEAVY on piecing together all the wild card bonuses.  I warmed up the bike around 6:10 since its carbureted and doesn't like to run smooth until its got some heat in the motor.  Shut it off after about 5 mins.  I got suited up, and was sitting on the bike ready to go at 6:20.  I was the only idiot doing that.  Rookies.  Oh well.  I was ready.  I had the first bonus in the GPS and ready to go.  People started wandering to their bikes.  At 6:25 the Rally Master said "We have a lot of bike to get out of here, so you can start moving out."  I wasn't waiting for a second opinion.  I cranked it up and was gone!  I was 2nd out of the gate.  I can use those extra 5 mins!

I purposefully chose my first bonus 10 miles away, first instead of last, just to get one out of the way quick and settle the nerves.  The rider that got out in front of me apparently had the same idea.  I followed him a mile or 2, doing the speed limit.  When I saw I lost a minute on the GPS, I flew around him and took off.  I had a LOT of ground to cover, and could not loose time on the GPS.  I found the first location, grabbed the notebook from my tank bag, wrote down the info requested, and was off.  Never got off the bike.  I pulled up the next location on the GPS, did a U turn and was gone.  The guy I passed pulled up as I was leaving.  I saw him getting off the bike to get his rally sheet out to fill in the info.  What a waste of time I thought!  I took a left at the stop sign and took off.  The sexy British voice on the GPS said "Recalculating.  When possible, make a U-turn."  Lesson one learned already.  Look at the GPS when leaving a location!!  I'm sure the other guy was saying to himself... "What a waste of time," as I drove past him going the other way now :)  My next stop was just past the GA/FL line 85 miles away.  On my way there, since it pretty early, and I'm in the middle of nowhere, and noone is on the road... I pick up the pace.  Maybe slightly above the posted speed limit.  Well... the faster I go, the more the bike vibrates.  Thats normal.  The handle bars is where most of the vibration is felt.  The GPS is mounted to the handlebars.  It starts tuning off, and back on randomly.  WTF!  I cant ride a 12 hour rally w/o a GPS.  Especially my route.  The plug is in the socket tight.  I lay my hand on the GPS. Its shaking like a Harley on the handle bars.  I slow down a bit... that lessens the reboots.  Speed up... reboots more.  I figure I will deal with it until the next stop.  About 20 mins from the next bonus it starts sprinkling.  Now I have to stop to cover the GPS with the ziplock, or the rain will kill it.  I figured my only other option in mounting was the windshield suction cup mount I brought on a whim.  I stuck it on there, ziplocked it, and duct tapped it shut to keep the water out.  Off I went.  Got it up to speed... no vibrations.  It didn't turn off again...  SCORE.  5 mins wasted on the side of the road though.  I'm just hoping it doesn't loose suction and fall off.  On to the bonus.

Most the bonuses have a paragraph description, since they are usually historical in some way.  This one was called "Off the Beaten Path".  To me this meant, most likely, a dirt road.  No problem.  Ed's Last Resort is on a dirt road.  When I turned down the first road, it showed 6 miles to destination.  It was paved.  Cool.  A mile later, it turned to dirt.  Crap.  I slowed down, since it was hard packed and rippled really bad. It was shaking me to death.  I'm idling for about another mile, then w/o warning, that hard packed dirt tuned to sand.  The front wheel dug in,  tuned right full tilt,  and came to a complete stop.  Immediately!  We went down.   Holy F'n Sheeiit!!!  Lesson two.  Don't drive on loose sand roads!  I immediately jump up, put he kick stand down, and throw the bike back up on two wheels.  All 600 lbs of it!  Mirror is bent back, air scoop on the fairing is busted off on one end, but nothing too bad.  I shoved the vent, back into its hole.  Sheeit!   Cranks right up.  Good.  Nothing but sand the next 5 miles... no f'n way.  I'm just going to turn around and head back to the main road, and skip this one...... 5 mins later, I finally got it turned around and headed out. Sand pits are not easy on a 600 lb street bike and street tires.  Now I'm really behind, and no points.  What else can go wrong!  I'm barely into this and already have GPS issues, dropped the bike, and missed a bonus. One more thing goes wrong, and I'm done.

I get back on the pavement, and head south.  I'm one mile into FL, and my next stop is 150 miles south in New Smyrna Beach.  Bike is feeling Ok after the fall, and the GPS still hasn't shut off.  Looking better.  But I have a lot of time to make up, and I can't miss any more bonuses or my route IS the sucker route.   I was on the west side of Jax so I got on I-295 and continued south around Jax.  295 is normally 80 - 85mph, bumper to bumper traffic so I should be able to keep the pace up pretty high.  UNLESS you fall in behind an FHP car.  Speed limit it is... for about 10 miles.  Finally he pulled off and traffic picked back up.  Traffic was pretty thick all the way to Daytona, but I was able to keep the Connie in the 80s most the way.  I was making OK time.  Still gaining time so thats good.  I guess.  But my GPS, being the cheap-o one, does not let me set an entire route.  So I only know how long to the next stop... not total time.  I had 5 stops to make in FL, make the turn, and head back to the house.  I've included 2 'throw away' bonuses back in GA, that if I was short on time I could skip.  I just won't know how good I'm doing on time, until after the last FL stop.  Plus at some point I have to take a mandatory 30 min break at a McDonalds.  I decided to get all my FL bonuses before my break, that way I had 30 mins to calculate how much time I still have and if I need to head to the house or go after the last 2 bonuses.  So I'm pretty much winging it... Bubba style.

I make to the New Smyrna Beach Harley store, and get my business card as indicated on the rally sheet.  I have a flip face helmet, so I just walked in, in full gear, grabbed a card from the sales guy and left... 3 mins.  My GPS took me west to I-4, to get to Mt Dora.  The next stop was the Mt Dora Lighthouse.  I had to find the sign that stated the wattage of the bulb used in the light house.  Yeah.... 20 mins looking for the sign, I gave up.  It looked like everything at the park was brand new.  I guess that sign was removed during renovation.  I snapped a photo with my cell phone, and headed to get a gas receipt that showed I was in Mt. Dora.  I hope thats enough for the Rally Bastard.  15 mins wasted, and a few more minutes getting gas.  But I have a full tank which should last me the rest of the FL bonuses.  Now its time to start looking for BBQ restaurants.  One of the wild card bonuses, was (I thought) to get 3 menus from 3 different BBQ restaurants.  Off to Gator Joes Restaurant in Oklawaha, FL!

I ate a granola bar out of my tank bag while stopped at the red lights leaving Mt Dora.  45 miles of back woods towns and back roads through mobile home retirement villages to the next stop. I found a BBQ catering truck on the side of the road and asked for a menu.  But I had to explain to the frail lil ole lady what I was doing, and will not be ordering food.  She had to be 85yrs old.  I asked if she knew of any more BBQ places nearby so I could get menus from them.  She said "If you want to cheat, I have a binder full of them. How many you need?" I respectfully declined and headed on.   Thats not the spirit of the rally.  Besides, I should pass 100 places by the end of the rally right... I'm in the south.  BBQ joints are like Starbucks... one on every corner down here.  Unless you are looking for them!!  I didn't pass another one before the next bonus.  I finally get to the coordinates for Gator Joes, and all thats there is a house, and a gated road.  WTF.  I get off the bike, and pull out the rally pack to check what I typed in at 12 am was right.  It looked close, but not the same.  So I typed it again, and hit GO on the GPS.  She immediately told me to turn right.  So I load everything back in the trunk, crank it up and turn right.  "Arriving at destination on right".  Oh yeah... lesson one was look a the GPS before leaving the location.  I didn't see, the 'new' coords were only 100 ft away.  Too bad I had to drive a mile to find a place to turn around.  WTF!!!   Get off the bike again, pull out the rally pack again, and read the description again!  The coords are in the GPS right.  WTF!!!!  But this listing had an actual street address, unlike most of the rest of them.  I type in the street address and hit GO.  6 miles further down the road, on the OTHER side of the lake it shows the destination.  Bad Rally Master!!  Giving us the wrong coordinates.  Time lost 10 mins!  The GPS finally takes me strait to Gator Joes, and I get my info.  5 mins onsite to park and go hunt the sign I needed to find... still in full gear of course.  Next stop, The Florida National Cemetary in Bushnell, FL.

Still on back roads, I'm driving as fast as reasonably safe... passing when I can.  But still making OK time.  I think.  I still have no idea if all the set backs were were too much to overcome on the road.  I only had a 15 min window in the good according to the computer... but thats been eaten up twice over.  I find the cemetery easily, but the plaque I needed for info was on the back side of the tourist building.  Off the bike again.  I get the info and punch in the listing for the Train Museum in Dade City, FL.  Now where is another BBQ place.

Still all back roads, its 30 or so miles to the Train Museum... I passed another road side trailer selling BBQ.  Swing in there real quick, and the guy was not too pleasant.  No menu.  So off I go again.  3 mins wasted.  I found another one... this time a real building.  Ran inside and asked for a menu.  "Sorry.  We area all out."  WTF!  "Oh wait, here's a breakfast menu.  But there is no BBQ for breakfast."  As long as it has the word Barbeque on it I'm good... and It does.  Out I go w my menu.  Oh wait!!  This one does say BARBEQUE, but the other says BBQ.  I better check the rally pacl to see if either is OK.  Well... the letter of the law says it needed the WORD "barbeque"on the menu.  But it didn't say BBQ was not accepted.   These things matter.  But I also read that I only needed ONE barbeque menu.  I mixed up in my head the requirements from another wildcard bonus that needed 3 different items.  Shit!  All that time wasted!  Oh well... Keep moving.  I have what I need.  Plus a backup.

I was looking for a locomotive, or caboose, or something visual on the side of the road for the train museum... nope.  Just a little old train depot building with a plaque on the wall.  I had to park on one side of the building and run to the other to find the plaque.  Got my info, and re-read the rest bonus requirements so I don't screw that up too.  All I need is a starting receipt, and an ending receipt from a McDonalds.  But another bonus was a Vidalia onion, or a sauces made w Vidalia onions.  I figured since I was headed to I-75, I could find an exit with a McDs and a roadside FL fruit stand/tourist trap.  Don't they always have Vidalia onions... and pecan logs... and Moon Pies!?!  I'm now done with the FL bonuses, and headed back to GA.

I see a sign on the hwy for one of the tourist traps at the same exit as a McDonalds.  Score.  I pull off and head for the McDs.  I go in and order a full meal since this is the first stop for food and drink today.  The receipt says 2:00 pm on the nose.  The 30 min clock is ticking for the rest bonus.  I eat my nuggets and fries, down 32 oz of Powerade, and call the wife to say I'm still alive and kickin.  I walk across the parking lot to the fruit stand to see if they have Vidalia onions or sauce.  They did!  Awesome.  I told her I'd be back in a bit.  I could have bought it then, but again... thats not in the spirit of the rally.  You are not allowed to complete any other bonuses during the rest bonus.  So I went back to the bike, and brought up the time/distance to get back to the finish.  I had to be back by 7pm, and GPS said I was a bit less than 4 hrs out.  So I had about a 1:15 cushion after my break to get back.  That was plenty of time to pick up the last two bonuses in GA and get back.  So I pulled up Valdosta, GA and had it set for the next leg.  I look at the clock on the bike and it was 2:30, so I went back in and ordered a small fry (the cheapest thing on the menu) and got my end receipt for the rest bonus.  It said 2:29.... close enough to to 30 mins.  I rode the bike around the parking lot to get my Vidalia onion.... which they only sold on 5lb bags.  So I bought a little bottle of Vidailia Onion sauce FOR $15!!! SHould have bought the 5lb bag and just taken one onion for $5.  Oh well.  To the other side of the parking lot for gas.  Fueled up, and headed out.  2.5 hrs to Valdosta.

Somewhere between Ocala and Gainesville on 75, the bottom fell out of a cloud.  It looked like it'd be a short afternoon shower, so I didn't bother donning rain gear in order to save the stop time.  30 MILES LATER I drove out of it.  I was soaked!!  But @ 80 something mph, it doesn't take too long to dry out.  But I still don't know how I made it through all of it.  I was sandwiched between two semis, front and back, riding in the center lane, and one in the right lane out front.  It was raining like hell, and all the spray from the trucks gave me a visibility of about 20 feet.  My new wind shield had no rainx on it so the water was coating the front, then rolling over to the back of it... so water on both sides and I couldn't see through.  I had to sit up as straight as possible to see over the top of it.  Luckily the wind kept the visor clear of water.  And all this was @ 80 mph.  I couldn't see cars coming up in the left lane to move over, plus, they were passing us.... so they were doing about 85.  I just rode until the rain slowed enough so I could see to get out of my sandwich.  Finally the rain stopped, and the sun came out, so now it was time to stick my arms and legs out to dry off.  Once I finally got dried out, another storm was approaching.  This one looked bad!  A low ceiling of black clouds as far as I could see.  It looked like an upside down boiling mud soup.  This time I pulled over and threw on my rain gear over my jeans and jacket.  Took about 5 mins, and I was off again into the mouth of the storm.  Lightning was streaking all around me.  It sounded a few times like it hit right next to me... when you hear it the same time you see the flash.  It was nasty!  But no rain yet.  Just blackness.  Once the the lightning stopped, I finally hit the rain.  It was light, and lasted about 5 mins, and all was clear.  WTF!  Oh well.  This was a cold front moving in, so the temp dropped about 20 degrees.  I should be able to tolerate both jackets. I was not going to stop again to remove the rain gear, unless I had plenty of time in Valdosta at the next bonus. 

All I needed was gas in Valdosta, so just outside the city, I pulled up the finish line to see how much time I had.  I showed me arriving at 7:05pm... 5 mins late!!! Shit.  No time to remove the rain gear now, so it was a gas and go in Valdosta.  When I had figured my time check at the rest bonus, I didn't account for Valdosta being so much farther west than I thought.  Time to pick up the pace.   The next bonus was on the route back, so only a min or two stop there.  I should be able to make up those few mins late on the road.  But I also had to stop for the last wildcard bonus... a cold 6 pack of my favorite beverage.  That'd be another 5 mins or so.  So I had to make up almost 15 mins on the road, and had to cover 110 miles in 1.5 hours, and stop two more times, not to get in late.  Luckily, through most of this, it was mostly long straight back roads, and no traffic.  I was dropping time real good off the GPS now.  Got to the last bonus, got the info w/o out having to get off the bike, and headed to the finish.  I was only going to stop for the beer bonus if the store was on the right side of the road.  So wouldnt you know it... I never passed another store on the right side of the road!!  I finally saw one on the left, one car (no crowd) and pulled in there.  Grabbed the 6 pack of 16oz cans of Bud Lite (I knew I would need a few) , and hit the road.  Now the GPS said my finish time was 6:55.  Still a pretty slim margin, and I had 30 miles to go.  So once the time read 6:50 I felt pretty secure.  Then I see the road blocked in front of me with people walking everywhere, cop cars and firetrucks on both sides of the road, and in the middle lane!! WTF! This is not good!  I think... I just drove 650 miles, in 12 hrs to DNF 20 miles from the end!!  Luckily (for me, not the drivers of the crashed cars) the road was clear on my side, so I made it through the mess with just having to slow down.  I cleared it, and sped back up to speed and took it to the finish.  Again, once I was back around 6:45 arrival time, I locked it to the speed limit and eased it home.  I finished in 12:15 mins (15 mins early) and logged 704 official miles on my odometer... 715 or so on the GPS.  I was worn out.  But happy I finished on time.  I got logged in as completed by the Rally Bastard and they beer checked me for the beer bonus.  I then clarified that I could drink one, BEFORE I got scored since the rally pack said bring the 6 pack to the scoring table.  I was good.  So I downed a 16 oz beer while I gathered all my scoring paperwork.  Then drank another while filling out my paperwork... maybe not the best idea.  There were some riders there, and some still coming in.  Dad was not there yet.  So I sat down and started filling out my scoring sheet.

7pm was the end time. After 7:15, you DNF.  Where's dad?  DNF time came and went.  Ed told me he got a call from dads wife, that he was 200 miles out 2 hours ago.  He showed up around 7:30.  DNF.  But as Richard Buber said... if you never DNF, then you don't try hard enough.  This was his 3rd I think.  So he's always pushing the limit.  I was still doing my paperwork we he came in.  There was a trip log in the back of the rally pack, so thats where I was filling in all my bonuses.  Got it all neat and pretty, then dad said "You know you have to put all that info in the rally pack, not in the log right?"  Crap.  Now I have to go back and transpose the info again!  I get that done... organize all my receipts... and go sit in front of Donna Phillips.  Were going through it all, and get to the Mt Dora Lighthouse.  I show her the photo, and the gas receipt that says Mt Dora, and that there was no sign to be seen talking anything about the light bulb in the light house.  She accepted it.  All the bonus locations points were good.  I didn't loose one... Except for the last one I forgot to write down.  I missed writing it in on the second transposing of the data.  Good thing it was only 30 something points.  Now for the wild cards.  Got the beer bonus.  Got the Vidalia onion.  Got the no speeding ticket bonus.  Time for the gas in 2 states bonus.  The gas bonus in Valdosta was my only gas stop in GA.  I couldn't use one receipt for 2 bonuses.  So I forfeited the regular bounus for the 2 state bonus since it was worth more. 60 points lost there. Now the big blunder...  the rest bonus.  Rally pack stated it was a mandatory 30 min bonus.  My check-in was 2:00, but my check out was 2:29.  Only 29 mins!!!  She said no.  It has to be 30 mins.  I pleaded since the rally pack was wrong about the coordinates for Gator Joes, and that I wasted 10 mins figuring out their mistake, that should more than account for the 1 min short on the rest time.  She asked the other Rally Bastard... Jim Phillips.  He asked me if I knew when I got the receipt that I was 1 min short.  I said yes.  He said nope!  Stop was too short.  There goes 450 points!! So I ended up loosing 500 points at the table, and 100 something by missing the bonus when I dropped the bike.  So I was down 600 - 700 points than what I planned on getting.  Well... I hope more people screw up like me so I have a chance to finish in the top 10 now.  Off I go to tell dad the whole story of the trip and get his reasoning for being so far behind... And EAT!!!

BBQ has become the "Official" food or rallying, and long distance riders.  So dinner was of course BBQ.  And again... all the food at Ed's rallies is homemade.  The only thing store bought was the doughnuts for breakfast.  And of course everything was wonderful.  Everyone is dishing out where they went and the troubles they ran into.  Dad was 25 miles down a road, and came to a bridge out sign.  That put him 25 miles back to reroute, so a 50 mile loss.  Other wise he'd been in on time.  But everyone ran into weather at some point, so we were all even on that regards.  Most the people went North West to the Atlanta area.  Some went to Alabama.  A lot went the west Florida route to Ft Myers and back through Tallahassee.  Me and one other guy did the Sucker route to Central FL.  And he did it in a no-top hot rod.  In the rain.  With no wipers on the 12inch tall windshield.  I think he got more wet than the motorcycle riders.  There was supposed to be a Hot Rod rally too, but with the rain forecast, all but Joe Sunnutti backed out of it.  Instead of winning by default, he decided to compete against the bikes in his open top coupe. We both made it on time.  Now its time to see if the sucker route had enough points to place well.  18 bikes finished and were scored, 5 DNF'd, and 6 more didn't start for various reasons.  10 of the 18 finishers were considered rookies... me included.  So I had an OK chance of placing well.  Once everyone was scored, it was finally time to release to results.  Jim started up the list from 10th place.  10th not me.  9th not me.  8th... to 3rd NOT ME.  So I figured at this point I was out of the top 10.  That sucks.  I really wanted a top 10.  2nd Richard Buber.  This guy has been in a million rallies... I think he lives on a motorcycle.  I'm definitely out.  And first goes too.... ME!! What... I was shocked.  Pleasantly shocked.  And after loosing all those points!!!  Jim confirmed he put all those locations down there as the sucker route, and didn't think anyone would do it.  And if they did, they couldn't make it back in time.  I proved him wrong.  I averaged 57.4 mph over the whole day, rest and all other stops included.  When I wasn't stopped I was moving, and riding hard.  But I knew in my head that route was the highest scoring route, w/o all the wildcards added in.  Richard went for all the combinations of wildcards to get the max points w/o all the mileage.  He still did 625 miles.  But he didn't loose any points at the table.  He shook my hand and said "Congrats on the win.  Winning these things are hard.  I've been trying for 20 years and still haven't won one."  That statement almost made me feel bad.  I felt like I took something from him.  But I earned it... and rode my ass off for it.  And he wasn't mad or upset, and was genuinely excited for me... so I didn't feel bad anymore.  I got my trophy!  One perk that came with the win as a rookie, was a free and guaranteed entry into the 2012 Cape Fear 1000 rally.  This rally fills up in 5 mins once posted online every year.  So in theory I won $90 bucks! Cool.  The rest of the night was more talkin and chattin... People said their goodbyes and headed out.  Some back to the house, most back to their hotels.   Me, Dad, Richard, and Ernie piled into our respective bunk beds in the cabin and got some much needed sleep. 

Sunday morning breakfast was cooked up by Ed in the cabin.   Pancakes, bacon, sausage... and probly some other stuff.  Mr Hod Rod, Joe Sunnutti gave a morning prayer meeting.  He is a Chaplain for God Speed Ministries, and usually travels the drag racing circuits.  After the services, most everything was done.  Me, Dad, and Ernie headed out, and I followed them to Jax.  They went South, I went West and cruised on the house... Ed's Last Resort Rally 2011 Winner.  What to do next?  I have a few ideas.